Summerbook #8: Jewish Space Lasers


 Jewish Space Lasers: the Rothschilds and 200 Years of Conspiracy Theories, by Mike Rothschild

Well I sure can't resist THAT title.  I love the Jewish Space Lasers meme/joke.  And it does make a good tail end to this history, which is really about over 200 years' worth of vicious conspiracy theories/anti-Semitism, in which the Rothschilds formed a convenient scapegoat but had nothing much to do with any of it.  Almost anyone would have done.

A couple of things first: Mike Rothschild is no relation, not that anyone into conspiracy theories believes that, but he even tells a little bit of his own family history.  I read and loved his previous book, The Storm is Upon Us, about the QAnon stuff.  And, if you are unfamiliar with the origin of the phrase "Jewish Space Lasers," it dates back to 2018, when Marjorie Taylor Greene (not yet as prominent in politics as she is now) tweeted, blaming the Camp Fire on Rothschild-owned weather-controlling lasers from space, and theorized that the fire was set deliberately to clear land for a California rail project.  You can see my posts from the time at those links, because (if you've been here that long) I live right next to the Camp Fire area, and I can tell you that we don't need fancy lasers to start a horrifying wildfire; it's much easier than that.  And, the town of Paradise is on the way to precisely nowhere, and nobody would put a railway project there.  

Now, on to the actual Rothschilds!  Our intrepid author gives us a solid history of the family in chapters that (after the introductory bit) tells the wild tales and then lets us down with boring reality.  Did a Rothschild get early news of the British victory at Waterloo and then spread rumors of a defeat in order to crash the markets and take over Britain's economy?  No.  Did the French Rothschilds deliberately cause awful train accidents?  No, trains were just dangerous in the early days.  Did the family control every war and profit on both sides?  No, and WWII was devastating, obviously.  Did they control the American economy from the very start??  No, nobody wanted to go live in a backwater, and they didn't understand Americans, and other people like J. P. Morgan did.   But they sure did make great villains for innumerable pamphlet scribblers!

 My favorite sentence:

....and who besides the Rothschilds could simultaneously be accused of funding the works of both Ayn Rand and Karl Marx? 

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